Happy Meal

"Shall we have burgers tonight?" says Wifey.

"Dunno. Do we have those special butcher patties I like?" says I.

"Yup, defrosted and ready to go," says she.

"Do we have buns?"

"Yup, those big sesame buns.”

At which, of course, I burst into song:

GET OUT THE BUNS AND PATTIES
PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
WHAT A GOOD DINNER THAT IS
PUT ON A HAPPY FACE

SHOW US YOUR BUNS AND PATTIES
SHOW US THE SILKS AND LACE
WE ARE THE SUGAR DADDIES
PUT ON A HAPPY FACE

KETCHUP AND KISSES ALL OVER THE PLACE
PUT ON A HAPPY FACE

I shoulda known better. I got canned soup and chips.