Happy Meal
"Shall we have burgers tonight?" says Wifey.
"Dunno. Do we have those special butcher patties I like?" says I.
"Yup, defrosted and ready to go," says she.
"Do we have buns?"
"Yup, those big sesame buns.”
At which, of course, I burst into song:
GET OUT THE BUNS AND PATTIES
PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
WHAT A GOOD DINNER THAT IS
PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
SHOW US YOUR BUNS AND PATTIES
SHOW US THE SILKS AND LACE
WE ARE THE SUGAR DADDIES
PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
KETCHUP AND KISSES ALL OVER THE PLACE
PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
I shoulda known better. I got canned soup and chips.
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