UNLIKE MOST MEN WHO CHOKE ON, "I LOVE YOU,"
BECAUSE THEY GET ALL CONFUSED ABOUT THINGS PHYSICAL, I MYSELF HAVE NO PROBLEM SAYING,
"I...(you know)," ETC.

Sweeter'n chocolate or sugar candy,
Sweeter'n gum drops and twice as randy,
Bigger'n a great big Giant Pandy!
That's how much I love you.

More'n ya love to squash a 'skeeter,
More'n two tots love to teeter,
More'n egg yolks love their beater!
That's how much I love you.

Holier'n Allah, Buddha or Jesus,
Or a church full'a Catholics down on their kneeses,
Holier'n a truck load of big Swiss cheeses!
Wholier'n'm all, I love you.

More'n a pit viper loves his pit,
More'n a runt pig loves hind tit,
More'n BSers love bullshit!
That's how much I love you.

Bigger'n a crooked lawyer's fee,
Bigger'n a beer drinker's need to pee,
Bigger'n Parton's dollies be!
That's how big I love you.

More'n a debtor hates his debt, or a
Frenchman loves his tete a tete, or a
Nymphomaniac loves you to pet her...a,
That's how much I...(you know), etcetera.