Cogito Ergo Sum

I think, therefore I am
Not doing the dishes
Piled after
Last night’s meal.

I think, therefore I am
Not getting showered,
Getting dressed or
Getting real.

I think, therefore I am
Probably not going
Catch the
Morning train.

I think, therefore
My ox hath stretched
His yoke
In vain.

I think, therefore I am
Inert of muscle,
Mussel-like,
A clam.

I think, therefore I am
As likely wrong
As other thinkers.
Damn!

I think, therefore I am
Free
Of any palpable
Utility.

I think, therefore I am
Not sure who I am
And may not
Even be.