There's something wrong with
the guest toilet
off my dining room. I have to jiggle the handle
gently or it just keeps running.
Last week a guest couldn't stop
how Bush was the greatest president of the
century. When I pointed out he was the only
president of the century, she excused herself.
When she returned, she couldn't
about how to fix toilets. When she paused,
I was able to keep her on topic with gentle
jiggling until it was time for her to go.
Conclusion: All's for the best,
in the best of
all possible worlds.