Synthesis

What’s my thesis? This is.
You can’t beat kisses!
Away silly asses
with your analysis!
To kiss a Miss or a Mrs.
is delicious!
Begone chauvinists
with your antithesis!
No antonym exists for ‘kiss’.

Unpuckering a pucker
may miss a kiss;
or the poor sucker
just whiffs;
or if instead,
being wed,
she turns her head,
the poor sucker’s dead.

Alas, a rash pass
at a lass is brash.
If that’s antithesis,
don’t haggle with Hegel:
but a kiss and a missed kiss
needs synthesis
(unless she ducked the
pucker to dismiss the kiss,
taking or mistaking
the proffered offer
as HARassment,
a distinct
emBARrassment, a sin thesis).

My raison d’etre:
kisses exist, therefore I am;
what could be b’etre?

So if it’s a simple
synthesis of kissed Misses
and missed kisses,
(innocent Misses,
not tarts ...
don’t put whores
before
Descartes ...)
then these be
the syntheses parts ...
woken,
smokin’, or
broken hearts.