HOT TOAST POPOVERS
Slade: I can’t believe it. Fox News did it again!
Wifey: Did what?
S: This reporter said Trump is the best president because he’s NOT corrupted by compassion. Isn’t that the same as BEING corrupted BY A LACK OF compassion?
W: Yeah, maybe. I don’t know. Stop freaking out.
S: I’m not freaking out. I’m just sayin’.
W: Just sayin’ what?
S: Just sayin’ I’m not freaking out.
W: Well, stop shouting then.
S: I’m not shouting. I’m just saying.
W: Saying what exactly?
S: Just sayin’ I’m not shouting about it.
W: About what?
S: ABOUT WHAT I WAS SAYING!
W: Which was?
S: I forget.
W: WELL DON’T SHOUT ANYWAY!
S: I’M NOT!
W: You were too. Something on talk radio. What was it?
S: I FORGET!
W: Well, that settles that then. Now, what are you making for dinner? You better bake that acorn squash and we have those pot roast leftovers, OK?
S: BACON HASH AND HOT TOAST POPOVERS? THAT’S AWFUL. WHO EATS HASH WITH HOT TOAST? YUCK!
W: STOP SHOUTING!
S: I’m not shouting. I’m just sayin’.