HOT TOAST POPOVERS

Slade: I can’t believe it. Fox News did it again!

Wifey: Did what?

S: This reporter said Trump is the best president because he’s NOT corrupted by compassion. Isn’t that the same as BEING corrupted BY A LACK OF compassion?

W: Yeah, maybe. I don’t know. Stop freaking out.

S: I’m not freaking out. I’m just sayin’.

W: Just sayin’ what?

S: Just sayin’ I’m not freaking out.

W: Well, stop shouting then.

S: I’m not shouting. I’m just saying.

W: Saying what exactly?

S: Just sayin’ I’m not shouting about it.

W: About what?

S: ABOUT WHAT I WAS SAYING!

W: Which was?

S: I forget.

W: WELL DON’T SHOUT ANYWAY!

S: I’M NOT!

W: You were too. Something on talk radio. What was it?

S: I FORGET!

W: Well, that settles that then. Now, what are you making for dinner? You better bake that acorn squash and we have those pot roast leftovers, OK?

S: BACON HASH AND HOT TOAST POPOVERS? THAT’S AWFUL. WHO EATS HASH WITH HOT TOAST? YUCK!

W: STOP SHOUTING!

S: I’m not shouting. I’m just sayin’.